Dude in a dress shirt: I really don’t like the way these shoes are hitting the backs of my knees.
Guy friend, also in a tux: …Yeah.

Stadium Village

Preppy girl: Man, I hate this new dress code.  I can’t wear anything now.
Preppy girl’s friend: At least they didn’t give us uniforms.  I mean, that’d force us to look good everyday.  You can’t just look like crap in a uniform and pull that look off.

Bus leaving Burnsville High School

Annoyingly Loud Cube Neighbor (carrying a bag from Leeann Chin): Fried rice? I didn’t know they had fried rice. Tastes different than plain old rice.

494 and 94, Woodbury
Overheard by How insightful.

Drunk College Girl to friend (referring to a bus packed with people, definitely not pleasant): Do you want to take the 16? It looks like a PARTY!!

Next to the 16 bus leaving the Metrodome
Overheard by The Twins Won.

Nurse #1:  So, this one time I actually hit an artery.  You would be surprised how close it is to the vein.
Nurse #2:  Really!! What happened?
Nurse #1:  It shot across the room.
Nurse #2:  Really!!! What did you do?
Nurse #1:  I put a bandage on it.  I don’t think he died.

Waiting to have my blood drawn at the Healthpartners Lab
Overheard by Cart Jockey.

A man: Freebird!!

REM concert at the Xcel Center
Overheard by Nightswimming!!

College Guy #1: So, he told my friend he wanted to sleep with my girlfriend.
College Guy #2: Wait, girlfriend? You have a girlfriend?
College Guy #1: Well, not anymore…

Gustavus senior week bus ride
Overheard by Oh, thats too bad…