Guy on phone talking to tech support: The next name is Bob Smith.
Woman in next cube:  Drug lord extraordinaire.

Office in downtown St. Paul
Overheard by LB.

Boy to father: Just because it’s educational doesn’t mean it’s fun.
Father: I know.

Mill City Museum
Overheard by B-boy.

Guy to other guys: …Yeah, and then she showed me a naked picture of her sister!
Other guys: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Elevator in downtown office
Overheard by i hope they are not getting off on my floor.

A college-age woman: Are you kidding me? Beards are ATTRACTIVE.

CVS on Grand
Overheard by wahoo!

Gay Guy #1: I really like how he isn’t afraid of cars.
Gay Guy #2: I knoooow.

Outside apartment, 3rd Ave
Overheard by I’m trying to read.