20-something guy unintentionally raises his voice above the crowd at a baseball game: My nipples are bleeding because of her. She deserves it.

Midway Stadium
Overheard by 5 rows up.

5 year old little boy to grandmother: If I ever meet George Bush, I’m going to kick him in the balls.

Walk to the Pershing park
Overheard by Trying not to laugh parent.

Ditzy blonde twenty-something:  I’m so annoyed of this day.

An office in Coon Rapids
Overheard by Nice use of prepositions.

Overenthusiastic mom with five kids: Don’t you just love this job?!
Tired teenage lifeguard: Ma’am, this job is the best form of birth control ever.
Oldest of the five kids: Yeah, my mom was never a lifeguard.

Aquatic Center
Overheard by Fellow Lifeguard.

Woman: We need a President that can at least speak English good.

Turtle Bread Shop in Edina
Overheard by K-la Vosper.