30-something guys with goatee: So, last night I was trying to set up a Facebook account. But, by the time I was done, I realized that I had actually signed up for MySpace!

Waiting in line for Sex and the City, movie theater in St. Louis Park

Building manager: Which is the drawer with all the tools?
Coworker: The middle bottom one.
Building manager: (looking in tool box) Why do you guys have so many knives?
Coworker: It’s a long story.

U of M library
Overheard by a diligent worker.

Stoner Girl: (loudly in the middle of the hallway) You never give me cigarettes!
Stoner Boy: I always give you cigarettes!
Stoner Girl: (even louder) You’ve never given me a cigarette IN YOUR LIFE!

Bloomington Jefferson High School
Overheard by cigarettes give you cancer.

Teenage Boy #1: I just get so nervous when she touches me, man. I think I’m ready to tell her how I feel.
Teenage Boy #2: No, no, no, dude! Wait till she plays with your hair. When she plays with your hair, that’s love.

Bloomington Jefferson High School
Overheard by a sure sign.

Teen girl on bus (to her friend): Yeah, but remember, you hate sex.
Her friend: (contemplating a moment) Yeahhh, you’re right, I do!  I really do.
Teen girl on bus: Well, you know, someday when you actually have esPERience –
Her friend: Yeah, I guess. But so far –
Teen girl on bus: All it be is skanky to you, right?
Her friend: You know it!

#17 bus
Overheard by It CAN be skanky…