Dad o’ College Grad girl: Have you ever been to Al’s Breakfast?
College Grad girl: No. I can’t. It’s too dirty, but my fried Jenny goes there all the time and she’s a total germaphobe, so maybe.

Dining outdoors at Sea Salt at Minnehaha Falls
Overheard by Ed.

Girl on cell phone: I just got done tanning.  I had to take my mind off my period.

3rd & Washington
Overheard by Please Please Keep that to yourself.

Ditsy Blonde Girl: Oh, look that baby camel doesn’t have its humps.
Meat Head Boyfriend: It took you a while to get yours.

Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by Well thats nice.

Guy #1: We should’ve stayed at the Tap ‘n Keg inn.
Guy #2: That’s the biggest hole in the wall ever.
Guy #3: There’s a hole in the wall?

Grand Ave, Duluth
Overheard by Doh!

Mom: Wait, Becca. What about these short?
Becca: This is, like, the old lady section.
Mom: I think they’re nice.

Macy’s Rosedale (Becca’s right)
Overheard by Ed.

20 something guy to female friend: I’ll introduce you to him if you find a nice girl for me to meet. Myspace just isn’t cutting it anymore.
Random Intoxicated Girl: Myspace? Are you on Facebook? You should add me! My name is Debbie, like little Debbie Snacks!

Route 16 headed downtown
Overheard by why would you introduce yourself as little debbie snacks??