Shirtless guy #1: So, what I hate is when you wake up and you’re, like, still drunk.
(Rest of shirtless dudes chuckle)
Shirtless guy #2: No, what I really hate is, you know, when you wake up after getting trashed and there’s someone in your bed.

New Brighton Park
Overheard by just wanted to go for a walk…

Old, Weathered Cowboy (touching woman’s face): Hey, Hon, you need a shave!

the shores of Lake Mille Lacs
Overheard by: the Elderly Multigravida, awww, he always knows the right thing to say.

Guy: On my first date with this girl, I drove into the river.

Elevator, 28th and University Ave SE
Overheard by he never treats me like that.

Young girl leaving Target with mom and brother: Oh yeah, I once got hit in the FACE with a baseball.  Dad threw it.

Target, Duluth

Totally serious friend: Happy Flag Day!

Farmer’s Market - Father’s Day
Overheard by good thing you’re pretty.