Older jogger: What was its name? Stevenson? Um…
Younger jogger: Callahan.
Older jogger: Yeah, Callahan! God, that’s a stupid name. Who would name their dog something with two syllables?

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by Call-a-han has 3 syllables. Would you prefer Fi-do? Wait…

Woman: So, we didn’t check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn’t eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.

Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Target Optical Employee: I heard some people think the government is creating all these storms to try and get rid of specific people.
Customer: Haha, yeah, I want some of that cereal!

Target
Overheard by that’s kind of interesting…

Father talking about his daughter’s softball game: …And then she was just JACKED up with testosterone. Like someone gave her a shot.
Girl: But they didn’t, cause I don’t do steroids.

The Bungalow Inn

Woman obviously trying to impress her boyfriend by attending exhibit: Oh, what are those things that all the kids play with? (makes swooshing motion with hand) What are they called? Lasers? Oooh, here - these! (points to collection of various characters’ lightsabers)

Science Museum Star Wars exhibit, St. Paul
Overheard by Somebody wasted some money here.