Girl #1: I just love syphilis plants! (as she smelled a SALVIA plant)
Girl #2: Me, too. They smell so good.

On a walk at lunch in Minnetonka
Overheard by i had no idea you could catch THAT on a walk…

Old black man, walking erratically and muttering to himself as he passes a tall black woman with dreads walking hand-in-hand with her white husband: Damn… that’s the problem with Minnesota. Blacks and whites together. What the hell? This state is so fucked up… why, Minnesota?  All gone to hell.

Lyndale Ave, outside The Wedge
Overheard by I remember the good old days.

7-year-old boy to mom: Mom, since you give me everything I want, can you give me $500?
Mom:  Um… no.

Blaine Taco Bell
Overheard by Mom–long time, no see!

Gentleman: I’m not worried about the police.

Billy and the Old Man, Hopkins
Overheard by someone who is.

Guy, while looking at a very shaggy camel shedding its winter coat in clumps: That looks like the upholstery in my Corsica!

The Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by mplsape.