Announcer Dave Toll in reference to 15-year-old junior national champion bike racer, Coryn Reviera as she won a sprint lap: She’s a bar napkin with a motor boat engine.

10th and Nicollet
Overheard by Spectators at the Nature Valley Grand Prix Minneapolis Downtown Criterium bike race

Receptionist to Executive Assistant: …so in conclusion, I got peed on… by a taxi driver… who I dated.

Downtown Ad Agency

Director of Human Resources: It’s too bad I can’t bring my swimsuit to work and layout on the rooftop during my lunch.
Co-worker: Yeah. Probably not a good idea for the head of HR to be half naked.
Director of Human Resources: Yeah.  I’d probably get a Whistle Blower card turned in on me to me.
Co-Worker: Awkward.

Downtown Ad Agency

Girl #1: So, did you get any sleep last night?
Girl #2: I don’t know, I was unconscious.

HCMC Emergency Room
Overheard by HA!

Boy #1: What if the sword from Mulan battled the sword from Kung Fu Panda?
Boy #2: Whoa.

Windom Park playground, NE Minneapolis
Overheard by never thought of that.

9-year old boy to his nanny: Hey, Tommy* showed his butt at me!!
Nanny: Tommy, you need to apologize and not do that again.
Tommy (3-year old):  But Billy* likes me butt.
Nanny: That’s it, we’re LEAVING!

Waterpark of America
Overheard by Glad I was never in that position.