Wife to husband, in a mean tone: I am talking louder! Wait until I am done, or until you can talk as loud as I can!

Science Museum, Star Wars exhibit
Overheard by Yeah, I guess you better shape up or ship out.

Lady to Co-worker: Black Friday just isn’t the same anymore, now it’s like the first day of hunting; you just got for the fun and don’t kill anything. Just not the same.

Eden Prairie Center Mall
Overheard by Smoker.

Groundskeeper lying on the lawn, to other groundskeepers: So, people keep killing themselves because the plants are emitting this pheromone that, like, makes people want to kill themselves.

outside Folwell, University of Minnesota
Overheard by worried gardener.

Woman to her friend: Girl, you makin’ my booty itch!
Friend: (silent)
Woman, leaning her butt into the friend’s face, and whispering: It itches.

16 Bus
Overheard by well, itch it!