Lady on cell phone, on the bus, talking loudly, all for the sake of hearing her own voice: Yeah, they are having a Protestant ceremony at a Catholic church. Which apparently is really rare.

11C
Overheard by Luther’s 96th Thesis.

Older woman shouting:  Somebody on this bus got a skunk!  Who’s got a skunk in their purse?!

16 eastbound
Overheard by LB, who loves public transportation.

Man on cellphone: Well, I was going to have my grandma make me one,  but then I divorced her grand-daughter so she never got around to it.

Wayzata Office Building
Overheard by that’ll do it.

Teenage girl: Hey, its one of those hand-washing bowl things.
Mid-20’s co-worker: You mean a sink?

Mall of America
Overheard by Were you raised in a barn?

Woman drinking a Frappuccino: Frappuccinos are bullshit!

Roseville Starbucks
Overheard by So you’re saying it wasn’t worth the $4?

Matronly cube neighbor: A lot of boys don’t get braces. Tell your son from me, the guys who get braces are hunks.

694 and 94, Maple Grove
Overheard by Hunks?

Young Rebel Rolling a joint in his parking ticket on the back of the 12 bus: What you lookin’ at gramps? Don’t act like you didn’t smoke this shit in college!

The 12 bus- by Target HQ