40-something guy: Man, does she have huge boobs or what?!

Hennepin Ave
Overheard by you know you all were thinking it.

Man to Target electronics employee: So, are these things the converter boxes for the TV’s? (holds up a big DVD player that says “DVD” on it)
Target Employee (curiously): Did you find that below the TV’s?
Man: No, in the middle of the DVD player section.
Target Employee (wearily): So, you found it in the middle of the DVD player section and are wondering if it’s a TV converter, correct?
Man: Yeah, is it?
Target Employee: No.

Electronics: Target Lake Street
Overheard by Lady who wishes she had that guy’s hair.

Girl, as two rambunctious gay guys run by: Is it like this every weekend?

Near Loring Park
Overheard by In a perfect world…

Abnormally suburban petite white girl to equally white suburban friend: Have you SEEN my dad react to a gunshot???

Lake Calhoun
Overheard by What’s a gun?

Young mother: Where the HELL is my son?!

JC Penney’s in Rosedale Center
Overheard by you should know these things…

50-something sculpture looker: Joan, this is a really Zen thing for me to do, being that my anxiety level has been about 8 on a scale of 1 to 10.

Walker Sculpture Garden
Overheard by Feeling very Zen myself.

Cutie queen: I’m not being judgmental but, hello, the 80s called and they want their recreational drug back.

Uptown Pride Block Party
Overheard by Alexis.

Little Boy #1:  How much do you weigh?
Little Boy #2:  I weigh 60!
Little Boy #1:  I weigh less than you, I weigh 70!

Where: MSP Airport
Overheard by: glad to see No Child Left Behind is working effectively…