Rowdy gay man to rowdy gay compatriot while pointing at cyclist walking the aisle: See!  He’s not ugly, he’s RUSTIC!

Lund’s in NE
Overheard by flattered by the underhandedness.

Blonde woman to boyfriend: Remember that one time you told me you thought you had kidney stones? (laughter)

Annie’s restaurant in Dinkytown
Overheard by almost shot milkshake out my nose.

Coworker #1 at 2nd job: I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
Coworker #2: Which one?
Coworker #1: I didn’t specify, now did I?

warehouse district office
Overheard by If I had two jobs, I might say that too.

White (looking) guy to other white (looking) guy: When I eventually say, “My dad’s from Iraq”, it’s almost an immediate, “You’re undatable.”

Caffetto
Overheard by You wouldn’t be undatable to me… if you weren’t a dude.

30-something white girl to same-type friend: The last time I went roller skating someone stole my pager.

St Anthony Applebee’s
Overheard by Another good reason not to rollerskate, or, why did you have a pager?

Tiny intern girl to not-tiny intern girl: They have Fresca! Fresca is old school right?
Not-tiny intern girl: Oh my god, Fresca is totally old school!
Tiny intern girl: Yeah, it totally is! Hey, do you remember Surge?

Breakroom, Northstar Building, DT MPLS
Overheard by stop making me feel old at 25 dammit!

Woman, after a guy in bear suit walked by: If Bush gets his way there won’t be any more bears.

Excelsior, MN
Overheard by C.Dugan.

Pothead teen: Man, I’m gonna get so baked at the concert this weekend!
Naive good girl: You really shouldn’t sit in the sun like that, you could get skin cancer.

Wayzata High School
Overheard by and i thought i was sheltered.