Secret Santa In AA Is Hard

Woman #1: So, what are her hobbies?
Woman #2: I dunno… getting drunk and not taking care of her kid.
Woman #1: Well, does she like scrapbooks or anything?
Woman #2: Oh please! She doesn’t have enough brain power to make a scrapbook.

Target in Nicollet Mall
Overheard by You are buying her a Christmas Present, WHY?


random submission, originally posted 12-20-2007

I Do Not Want To See That Play Out

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My mother, to two black teenage boys with long braided hair: Could you ladies step back from the railing so the people behind you can see the game?

Metrodome
Overheard by One very embarrassed Alexis.

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