11th
June
2008
Shhh… He’s Self Conscious About His Size
Ten year old boy to forty year old grandma: What’s the biggest animal in the world?
Grandma: I don’t know. What?
Boy: You have to guess.
Grandma: I don’t know. A gorilla.
Boy: No! It lives in the ocean.
Grandma: I don’t know what lives in the ocean.
Boy: A blue whale.
Grandma: Oh. How big is it?
Boy: Bigger than this building. I thought you were gonna say elephant. That’s what everyone else thinks.
Grandma: I thought maybe elephant. I don’t know. King Kong be huge.
Counselor’s office in an Anoka office building
Overheard by What about No Grandmas left behind?
