Man standing close to my friend and I at a urinal: This reminds me of work.

CC Club
Overheard by What do you do for a living?

Woman to table of friends: So, there I was in Texas with a bunch of Asians and they didn’t know.

Herkimer patio
Overheard by That could have been me.

Too-loud teenager: Someday, I would just like to be kidnapped.

Perkins in Plymouth
Overheard by dream big.

Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.

in a Menards in Coon Rapids
Overheard by amazed and frightened.

Bridesmaid #1: Ugh, why does the ice always stick to the bottom of my glass?
Bridesmaid #2: Maybe because it’s heavier than air?

Maplewood wedding

Manager (to employee following behind him): This is not a dainty world.

D’Amico & Sons, Saint Paul

Lewd middle-aged man: So the other day my friend asked me to borrow some porn tapes. He said he needed to teach his son about the birds and the bees.

Neighborhood Café, Saint Paul
Overheard by TheWhirled.

Mother (to daughter): Hey, you could get a job at Build-A-Bear.
Exasperated Daughter: No I couldn’t, they have to wear khaki pants AND denim shirts.

Ridgedale Mall
Overheard by what’s wrong with that?