Boss: Oh, he committed suicide? Great! I’m going to go home and drink a toast to that! Another reason to shoot off a firecracker!

Office in Minneapolis
Overheard by wow…just…wow.

Female voice:  Dude, Julie Andrews shows her tits in the movie S.O.B!  (pause)  Fuck yeah, she’s a dame!  (pause)  Watch it with Mom and tell me if she freaks out.

Hamline dorm hallway
Overheard by My, your voice carries.

Toothless woman to hairy, bandana-wearing man:  Are you single?

Back of 67 bus
Overheard by LB.

Museum Employee: Any Questions?
5-year-old boy: Why is there a man dangerously hanging on that cord?

Mill City Museum
Overheard by Too old and jaded to be concerned.

Man out on 8am jog, to jogging partner: Will there be coffee there, or should I bring wine?

Cedar Lake
Overheard by bring the wine!

5 year old kid to his little friend, after throwing a coin in the wishing fountain: I wished for JESUS to come alive!

Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by Yvette.

Crazy Woman on cell phone: Yeah you know, I just… I really think we’re meant to be together. I can’t stop thinking about you. I
mean I feel bad I lost you. (brief pause) But I mean I saw this psychic and she said we’re totally meant to be, so yeah. (pause again) Well, I mean if you don’t care that I slept with so many guys while we were together maybe we could try again?

Plane before taking off
Overheard by Aiden.