Random girl at library table: I like being here in winter, when no one is around. Reminds me of Hogwarts.

Gustavus Adolphus College Library

Soon-to-be college female graduate (Mid-argument): No, no… whore has a silent ‘w’, you know, just like ‘what’ or, ‘wait’.
Male student: Are you joking? (extreme laughter ensues)

Gustavus Adolphus College Library
Overheard by Way to sound it out.

(baby screaming very loudly somewhere in the building)
Young, model-looking, platinum blond, pregnant woman: OH my GOD! WHAT is that SOUND?!
Man: That’s the sound of your future.

The Guthrie
Overheard by keep reading What to Expect When Expecting, please!

Girl #1: What are you doing?
Girl #2 (w/McDonald’s bag in hand): I’m doing breakfast.
Girl #1: Oh my god, I LOVE breakfast!
Girl #2: Oh my god, I love it TOO!
Girl #1: It’s, like, my favorite meal.
Girl #2: I totally know what you mean, it’s mine too.
Girl #1: I totally look forward to it every day.
Girl #2: Oh my god, me TOO!

an elevator at an insurance company
Overheard by thank GOD i’m gay…

Boss to employee: What was I thinking of in the shower this morning?

Office in Eden Prairie
Overheard by It may have been a great idea, but right now it’s just scandalous.

4 year old girl to Daddy (pointing to image of Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi): Look Daddy, it’s C-3PO!
Daddy (scoffing meanly, annoyed): That is *not* C-3PO, that is Obi-Wan Kenobi!

AMC Theater - Eden Prairie
Overheard by Daughter deserves an A for effort, ya douche-bag.

Very Large Gangster to gas station employee: An angel at the pump told me I need to see you to pay inside.  You think that’s a coincidence?

Holiday Station on Franklin Ave.
Overheard by Pickup lines don’t work.

8 year old #1: Hey, come play on my team!
8 year old #2: Not until you pay me my money, bitch.

Elliot Park Basketball court
Overheard by Future businessmen.

Hipster girl trying to play pool: Where can I find a rack?
Bartender: It’s just above the balls.
Hipster girl trying to play pool: That’s what she said.

Hexagon Bar
Overheard by Ed.