Girl riding her bike: What movie is it tonight?
Friend: I think it’s called The Misfits, with Clark Gable and Marilyn Monroe.
Girl: Oh, is that the one with Angelina Jolie?

Stevens Square Park
Overheard by Ava.

Dude #1: Bobby McFahrenheit; that would be a good rapper name, right?
Dude# 2: Yeah, man. But how would you rap over that track?
Dude #1: I don’t know man, but it sounds good in my head.
Dude #2: It does?
Dude #1: Mmm-hmmm.
Dude #2: (pause) Let me hear a little of it.

Skyway by Macy’s at lunchtime
Overheard by i wanna hear it too.

Man eating with his family: …so when she took her home pregnancy test, she accidentally peed all over the counter. When he confronted her, she lied about it, and also told him she wasn’t pregnant.  But then my sister told him that she was actually pregnant.

Denny’s in Burnsville
Overheard by just trying to enjoy my meat scrambler.

Man, to car driving down alley after he crosses: Slow DOWN!
Man in car: Take out your ponytail!

Dupont/34th
Overheard by very concerned neighbor.

Janitor to other janitor: Don’t get me wrong, I love the Brass Rail, I just can’t stand the trouble outside of the 90’s.

U of M
Overheard by gopher way.

Blonde woman to no one in particular: When two straight guys arm wrestle, someone gets punched in the face. When two gay guys arm wrestle, someone buys a round of drinks.

19 Bar
Overheard by saint ramer.

Teenage girl #1: Anthropologie has such cute clothes.
Teenage girl #2: (enthusiastically) I know. Sometimes I just want to lick the tags!

Arbor Lakes Anthropologie

Metro Transit phone employee (on speakerphone): Take the sixteen bus towards…
18 year old girl trying to get directions: Wait, wait you’re talking too fast and my pen died.
Metro Transit phone employee: You killed your pen? You heartless BITCH.

Univeristy/ sixteen bus line
Overheard by Death to ink.