One business-suited woman to another: So… how do we do things that make it look like we’re doing things?

Carriage Hill Plaza, downtown St. Paul
Overheard by Corporate America, we have a problem.

Wife to Husband: I told you! I told you that vasectomy didn’t work!

Grand, near Noodles & Co.
Overheard by Guess who’s having a baby!

Little kid in bathroom stall, to his mom: Mommy, is it the button on the side here to flush?
Mother, in stall next to him: Yes, honey.
Little kid: (long pause)  But I’m scared.
Mother, reassuringly: It’s a brand new toilet honey, you don’t need to be scared.

New Walmart, Austin MN
Overheard by …but you should be scared of the old toilets.

Teen talking to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have wacked off into this urinal?

Arbor Lakes AMC
Overheard by Seriously?!

Man talking very loud: Woah, this my stop. I always get off at Mary Tyler Moore. She one sexy bitch.

17 bus eastbound
Overheard by Mary Tyler Moore’s bestest fan.

Man chatting with an equally loud friend: He’s so cute you wanna trust anything he says, but it’s like, no. He just sells himself so he can be like geishas.

16 bus wetbound
Overheard by if he’s cute….

Suit talking on his cell: Beans? Oh, neat! Like string beans?

Parking Ramp
Overheard by: facinating, tell me more!

Boss: My goodness, that woman’s three years older than God!

U of M office
Overheard by Diligent Employee.

Girl with poster board: You know I love you but I don’t want to put much time and money into this.
Friend: Oh, stickers!

Michaels, HarMar
Overheard by leave me and my pipe cleaners in peace.

Guy: Law students are not hot.
Girl: I know some hot law students.
Guy: Well, the girls, yeah.  But not the guys.
Girl: No, guys too.
Guy: Well… they’re all dicks.

Herkimer
Overheard by i think someone feels a little threatened.

Teenage Girl #1: That would SO never happen. The ugly guy never gets the girl.
Teenage Girl #2: I KNOW. She would so be looking for a hotter guy.
Concerned Mom behind them: They’re robots. It’s a movie, and you missed the point. She loves his personality.
Teenage Girl #1: Fuck personality. I want money and a hot guy.
Guy Staring at Young Teenager: That can be arranged.

AMC Arbor Lakes 16
Overheard by Ironic…who thought that Wall E had a good message.