Scantly clad college-age girl: Well, I won’t have a tent, so… I’ll have to find someone’s tent to sleep in. [brief pause] Well, not like that! [embarrassed laugh]

22nd & S Bryant Ave
Overheard by Concerned neighbors…

Girl #1: So, which do you want to get? Mild or medium?
Girl #2: Mild is the hotter one, right?

Rainbow Foods, Uptown
Overheard by wow.

Guy smoking outside Tony Jaro’s to another: You don’t need a thirty aught six rifle to do that. You could do that with a .45.

Tony Jaros’ River Garden, Nordeast Minneapolis
Overheard by greenie queenie.

Trendy young woman staggering to her car: Omigod, I almost died!  He was totally, like, having mouth-orgasms.

Colfax Ave, south of Uptown
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Dude in his mid-20’s walking out of restaurant towards theatre, sees an ambulance: Whoa! Somebody already had a heart attack?
Dude’s buddy: Yeah, it was from Mamma Mia.

Southdale Edina, just before midnight showing of The Dark Knight
Overheard by sorry that movie causes heart attacks.