Mother talking to Stylist: Yes, it was just so gnarly.
Mortified Daughter: Mom! Don’t EVER use that word again.  PLEASE!
Mother, confused: What?? Gnarly?
Even more Mortified Daughter: YES!! Please! Just don’t say it EVER again, okay?
(Mother shrugs shoulders)
Stylist: Don’t be mean to your mother!

Uptown Salon SaBel
Overheard by Snicker.

Incredibly angry young woman: You wrote right here that my room number is 149! I walked all the way down the hall and back and you ain’t got no 149!
Incredibly patient front desk man: Ma’am, that’s your rate, your room number is right below your key.

Depot Minneapolis
Overheard by and when was the last time you went to a hotel?

Guy to girlfriend: This place is douchebag central.

Crate & Barrel, Galleria
Overheard by Not a d-bag.

Farmer’s market attendee, inspecting tomatoes: What varieties do you have?
Vendor: DELICIOUS!

St. Paul Farmer’s Market
Overheard by I’ll have what she’s having.

Woman: I eat a lot of butter; that’s my other problem.

4th & Portland, Minneapolis
Overheard by What’s the first problem?

Woman on cell phone: Okay kiddo, I’m coming around by the peanuts now!

the ALMONDS stand outside the Metrodome
Overheard by Twins games are the best place to see and hear things.

5 year old girl walking with her sister: I do not like flip-flops. They give me bumps in between my toes and they make me trip a lot.

Southdale Mall parking lot, Edina MN
Overheard by she’s kind of got a point.

Twins Announcer: It’s Justin Morneau.
Fan Seated In Row Behind: He won the Olympics!

Metrodome
Overheard by he did especially well in figure skating.

Girl in personal products aisle (to no one in particular): I’m so glad I don’t have a penis.

Ridgedale Target
Overheard by well i think they’re great!