Girl #1: Look! It’s like a train!
Girl #2: Chugga chugga, chugga chugga… Quack quack!

Minnetonka Mills
Overheard by concerned friend.

Guy #1, to Dairy Queen employee: We were wondering…
Guy #2: Can you guarantee nirvana in our moo-lattes?

Minnetonka DQ
Overheard by $1.99 for spiritual enlightenment?

15 year old scene queen after trying on a t-shirt and walking out of the fitting room: I can’t believe I couldn’t fit into the youth large and have to buy an adult small.
Friend:  That’s because you ate.

Hot Topic, MOA
Overheard by You look fat when you cry.

Sloshed loud dude talking to randoms: I’m a Jewish Beatles freak!

Greenmill Uptown
Overheard by who cares.

Guy #1: Hold on a sec. (stops walking and ties sweatshirt around waist)
Guy #2: Didn’t want it around your shoulders anymore?
Guy #1: Yeah… it was too hot around the neck and I would probably get shanked.

U of M outside Harvard Market
Overheard by LB.

Skinny white chick during a “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” preview before Batman: We don’t care about the Sisterhood!  We’re here for the… the PENISHOOD!

Eden Prairie AMC
Overheard by just here for Batman, thanks…

Young man to apparent family members: I got my arm bitten off by an alligator.  Look at my t-shirt.

A park in Minneapolis
Overheard by WTF???  There might be an easier way to tell.

Dude: So I think I should just take my shirt off and wear my beater.

Outside of the Library
Overheard by: Dan H

Woman across the hall: Goldy Gopher has jock itch! (Pause) I shouldn’t say that about my favorite mascot.

a U of M office
Overheard by Good to know…

Mom #1: How is Timmy’s [unknown sport] going? Will he be a high draft pick?
Mom #2: If he keeps only giving up two or three goals a game, he is going to get drafted really high.

Apple Valley Walmart
Overheard by Hockey? Soccer? Lacrosse?  The kid is terrible either way.

Man yelling into cell phone: Whatever, whatever, whatever… whatever… whatever. You believe what you want to believe. Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever. Whatever… whatever… whatever… WHATEVER.