Coworker to Boss: I wanna buy a short bus… and put seats in it, and a loft!

The office, Eagan
Overheard by Concerned Rider.

Girl #1: Let’s play guess the color!
Girl #2: Ok, yellow, red, orange, um, blue, six? (pause) Oh wait, damn.

Shady Oak Beach
Overheard by Jane’s lover.

Little girl: Mommy, this place has everything we need.  They have soap and lotion and stuff for kitties, but we don’t need that.
Mom: No, we don’t have a kitty.
Little girl: But they have everything!

Walmart
Overheard by a.lil.

Man talking loudly on cell phone: HEY, I heard you have a threesome set up for Saturday! (pauses) Would it be alright if I joined?

Marquette and 6th St.
Overheard by I hope he is refering to golf.

(People are already sitting on Hennepin waiting for the parade to start)
Man to cop: What’s the best way to cross the street?
Cop: Uhh, you can cross it.
Man: Oh ok, thanks.
(Man crosses)
Cop, under his breath: Or, you can levitate across…

Aquatennial Parade, Hennepin and 9th
Overheard by Anna.

Cute girl #1: It’s half price bottles of wine night at Downtime, you in?
Cute girl #2: No, I can’t tonight I have to shear my llamas.
Cute girl #1 (after a long pause): I don’t even know what to say to that.

U of M
Overheard by llamas are overrated.

Precocious preschooler to older woman walking with him (as he points to a rack of bras): You need new boobs Gram!

Nordstrom’s Rack, MOA
Overheard by You surely do Ma’am.

Woman on phone: Hey, remind me when you get that thing on your back checked out to have a look at that other gooey thing. Cuz that’s a boo boo that needs to be checked out right away.

Minneapolis-St Paul airport
Overheard by SCH.