White mid-20’s male to 3 other friends: But you didn’t hear the rest of the story; that was the THIRD time I had been to Taco Bell that day.

Azia restaurant
Overheard by making a run for the boarder.

Woman on phone: No Dad, the democratic congress is probably NOT affecting the cancer rate. No, a democratic President will probably not make cancer rates worse.

Office in downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by me!

4 year old girl screaming and crying at the top of her lungs repeatedly for minutes: BUT I WANT THE TOY! I WANT IT MOMMY! WHY CAN’T I HAVE IT?! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!
Mom: Well, it’s time for you to learn that life isn’t fair.

Target Plymouth
Overheard by: Hopin’ that little girl grows up to be her mom’s parole officer.

Young woman to her husband as they walk out of a store at a strip mall: Good God, it smells like poon out here!!
Husband: Shhh!  It’s probably the Asian restaurant.  They serve fish.
Woman: OK, well it’s smells like Asian poon then!

Parking lot by Asian restaurant in SLP
Overheard by Does it smell different?

Blonde girl to boyfriend: I think I’d make a good drug addict.

Dinkytown McDonald’s
Overheard by uhh…

Hard of hearing old man: Can I get a medium dark coffee?
Employee: Sure.  Would you like room for cream?
Old man: Huh?
Employee: Room for cream?
Old man: What?
Employee: Would you like me to leave room for some cream?
Old man: Medium.  Dark roast.
Employee: Okay.  Do you want room for cream in there, or no?
Old man: No, but could you leave some space so I can put in some cream?

Plymouth Caribou