25-year old girl playing loud music for guests: Hey crazy kids, any requests?
Angry old neighbor pops his head over the fence: I’ve got a request for you.  It’s called turn that shit off!

Backyard BBQ, Uptown around 9pm
Overheard by wild turkey attack.

Crazy guy to random stranger and her kids: You know what I see? I see three beautiful women.
Woman, slightly annoyed: This one’s a boy.
Crazy guy: Really? You need a haircut. So, you’re a boy, huh?
Androgynous little boy: Bah! (tries to punch crazy man)
Crazy guy: I guess he just wants to be left alone.

The 67 in Saint Paul
Overheard by I bet you get that a lot.

Male Walmart employee, to female co-worker: Come on, what’s your problem?  Smile!  (smiles at her)
Female co-worker: I can’t smile.  I work HERE.

Walmart Austin MN
Overheard by: a.lil

Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: GOOD!

28th Avenue park and ride
Overheard by Time for a shower?

Stereotypical Family Man with Mini-Van: Brendan finished all of his milk!
Stereotypical Soccer Mom next to him: Three cheers for Brendan!!!
Brendan’s little brother, Mom, and Dad: Hip Hip Hooray!!! Hip Hip Hooray!!!

Tiny Neighborhood Cafe in St Paul
Overheard by Girl behind the counter.