If Only That Were Covered By The Warranty.

Customer #1: My Razr doesn’t turn on or off.
Verizon Rep: It turned right on.
Customer #2: Maybe if your fat arse didn’t sit on it, it wouldn’t be broke.

Verizon — Penn & 494
Overheard by Mr. Waiting in Line.


random submission, originally posted 08-31-2006

It Didn’t Work For Beavis, Either

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21 year old girl: To talk to girls, you just have to compliment them on something that couldn’t be construed as offensive, like an accessory.
Stringy haired disgruntled looking boy: Like hey, nice Barrett, huh huh, nice eyes, I like your eyes. Uh yeah.
21 year old girl: You don’t want a girlfriend; you just wanna get laid.

On the 2 bus

posted on 07-29-2008

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