• Mind Your Internal Editor

    Woman who just boarded to college guy sitting and talking with a friend: I know you, you work at Target!
    Guy: Yeah.
    (minutes of silence pass)
    Woman: No disrespect but, a man and a woman, who would you choose?
    Guy: (stunned, jaw dropped, silence)
    Woman: I mean I can’t tell, I’m trying to guess, who would you choose?
    Guy: (stunned, jaw dropped, silence)
    Woman: Well I’m just trying to guess…
    Guy: (curtly) keep guessing.
    Woman, to herself as she gets off: That was none of my fucking business.
    Guy to friend: (icily) Thanks, John. Thanks for making me sit in the back of the bus.

    21 bus, Uptown
    Overheard by another sunned passenger.

    07/27/2008 | tags: , | Comments: 0

    Dumb!Rad! (+2 rating, 2 votes)
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