Woman who just boarded to college guy sitting and talking with a friend: I know you, you work at Target!
Guy: Yeah.
(minutes of silence pass)
Woman: No disrespect but, a man and a woman, who would you choose?
Guy: (stunned, jaw dropped, silence)
Woman: I mean I can’t tell, I’m trying to guess, who would you choose?
Guy: (stunned, jaw dropped, silence)
Woman: Well I’m just trying to guess…
Guy: (curtly) keep guessing.
Woman, to herself as she gets off: That was none of my fucking business.
Guy to friend: (icily) Thanks, John. Thanks for making me sit in the back of the bus.

21 bus, Uptown
Overheard by another sunned passenger.

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