Insecure Much?

Ex: And I don’t appreciate you flaunting your new girl in front of me.
Guy: She’s not my new girl. I’m still single, and I still love you.
Ex: (Pauses) Oh… well…
Guy: Well what? She’s just a friend!
Ex: Well fuck that bitch anyway! (storms off)

Choppers Bar/Mankato
Overheard by D.R.B. (wow!).


random submission, originally posted 06-21-2007

Very Few Can Say The Same

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Girl holding a PBR tallboy in one hand and a cigarette in the other: Other than drinking and smoking, I’m pretty much straightedge.

Bastille Day
Overheard by Other than the heroin… me too.

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