You Can’t Blame Him For Being Pissed At 4:30am
Loud, angry black man: Shit, don’t talk to me about no “African American.” I’m a black American. I ain’t no “African” American; I’m a black American. Africans hate you, black man. They hate you.
Slightly amused African American man: Man, let me give you a history lesson. Liberia…
Angry black man: Man, fuck your history lesson! I don’t need a damn history lesson. I know all about Liberia. I know all about the Nation of Islam. Liberians, Somalis, Egyptians, they’re all the same: they hate you. They don’t want anything to do with you. You can’t talk to their women, but they can talk to yours. African American… shit, I’m a black American!
African American man: It is way too early for this shit.
16 on Washington, 4:30 a.m.
Overheard by Yes, yes it is way too early for this shit.
