A woman helping another woman jump start her car: Now, do I start my car first er…?

Burnsville parking lot

Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?

American Swedish Institute
Overheard by um…

Freshman #1 (reading from a textbook): Butte. What is a “butte” exactly?
Freshman #2: A fancy way to say butt.
Freshman #1: God, you learn so much at college.

U of M west bank
Overheard by kbay.

Older, seemingly homeless guy to First Avenue staff member: What’s going on in here tonight? You got any Asian girls in there?
First Avenue staff member: Umm, it’s an 18+ show, so probably?
Older guy: Nah, I don’t want any YOUNG Asian chicks. Older ones!

Outside of First Avenue
Overheard by There’s something for everyone, I guess.