Gay redhead short-short wearer: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Gay smoking short-short wearer: (takes drag from cigarette) Not in a million years.

Uptown

Teenage girl sitting on curb: 37!
Her dad sitting next to her: Where? I need to see it to validate it.
Teenage girl: Over there, see the woman is holding it. Sort of like, “I didn’t want to get sweat marks from my fanny pack but it’s so cute I have to carry it with me anyway”.
Dad: Oooh I see it! 38!

Uptown art fair
Overheard by fanny pack #45.

Teenage kid, to the rest of his table: I like STD’s more than STR’s

Burnsville Perkins
Overheard by dislikes both equally.

Man rolls down window, after being cut off in traffic and rages toward the other driver: MOTHERF*CKER, YOU’RE LUCKY I’M LISTENING TO JOURNEY!!!!!

Minneapolis
Overheard by anyway you want it.

Really loud and annoying guy to woman sitting next to him, apparently explaining all that he knows about MN: Yeah, so 35 goes up like this (demonstrates with his fingers) and then splits when it hits the Twin Cities and then comes back together. About a year ago the 35W bridge collapsed.
Woman: Oh no!
Guy: Yeah, no one got hurt though.

Mega Bus, en route to Minneapolis
Overheard by I guess those 13 people didn’t die then…

Tan 8-year old boy: I don’t need sunblock, I’M A MAN!

Hidden Valley Campground
Overheard by That’s my kind of man.

Guy waiting in line outside the Independent to a group of friends: Holy Shit! It’s balls to butt in there!!

Independent
Overheard by Glad I was just leaving!

Guy (while discussing scatter plots and the correlation between the x axis and the y axis): Those who are high on x are low on sleep.
Class: (rolls eyes)
Instructor: Aren’t you all glad we only need to deal with him for one more day?

Statistics Class at the U
Overheard by yes. yes i am glad indeed.

12 year old girl shouting across scents section to another 12 year old girl: Storm! Storm, you have to smell this. Storm! Storm!  STORM! STORM! SMELL THIS, STORM! (walks 20 feet to other girl) Smell this, Storm! Storm, you should smell this.
Storm:  It’s ok.

Uptown Victoria’s Secret
Overheard by there should be an age limit for Victoria’s Secret.

20-something girl (loudly): I lost my boyfriend!
Friend (on phone, half paying attention): Have you been drinking?

Macaroni Grill entrance, Minnetonka

Man #1 discussing religion: The Baptists tried to drown me when I was 12.  I still haven’t forgiven them.
Man #2 (dead serious): They tried to drown you?
Man #1: No. That’s how they… Never mind.

One of the Three Art Fairs
Overheard by At least it didn’t involve a burlap sack.

Woman wearing fringe shoes, holding a pair of fringe boots: These aren’t an impulse buy, are they?  I’m mean, they’re suuuuper comfortable.

Shoe store in Calhoun Square
Overheard by LB.

Woman in car shouting to man who just got out: You ain’t gonna give me back my bong?!

Uptown
Overheard by JfA.

Woman eating pasta out of Tupperware while standing in line for tickets to a Fringe show: This is hardcore theatre, people.

U of M, Rarig Center
Overheard by JfA.

Man: I just had a dream where I was stoned, and when I woke up, I couldn’t tell if I was stoned or not.

Theatre de la Jeune Lune
Overheard by JfA.

Woman, to her friend: And her therapist is saying she doesn’t need any more therapy sessions. I mean, she was cutting herself at camp a only month ago!

Ace Hardware, 18th & Nicollet
Overheard by Not appropriate in the hardware store.

Girl walking and talking to boy: …and our LAWYER was there! Getting super drunk and getting a lap-dance!

Franklin & Hennepin
Overheard by how naughty!

Super excited diner intercepting his friend: So, are you guys still doing blow back there in the bathroom?

Nye’s, Minneapolis
Overheard by I think you’ve had enough already.

Girl waiting for bus: Look at that scroll! (points to route 84 bus scrolling GO TWINS) That’s evil because he drives past the Saints stadium.

46th Street Station
Overheard by trinalo.