Preppy “bro” type guy: (looking at a book about graffiti and reading a poem done in graffiti)
Other guy: That was dumb.
Preppy bro: Yeah, that was silly.  Seriously that was just so silly. Silly, silly, silly!  (long pause) Hey look, a book about Chuck Norris!

Urban Outfitters, Uptown
Overheard by chuck norris is also silly…silly silly.

Angry middle aged woman on the phone: They’re Jewish criminals! They’ve been stealing children for over 11 years!!

Downtown Target
Overheard by well that was interesting.

Random crazy man to lesbian couple holding hands: You’re not homosexuals, you’re just wealthy sadists! I don’t buy it… you’ll never rape me you motherfuckers.

Uptown
Overheard by well i was sure confused.