One sheep in the Target corporate herd: Nowwww we’re thinking outside of the box! (followed by laughter from other Target Corporate men, wearing the same suits)

Downtown Minneapolis Skyway
Overheard by keep telling yourselves that.

Large black man with an afro and gold teeth that always talks about ‘Alice in Chains’: That girl said I smell like shit.  I said, fuck you, at least I got money.

Zipps Liquors
Overheard by Honestly, Alice in Chains really isn’t that good.

Man in public bathroom, on cell phone: Umm… sitting at work?

In the men’s bathroom downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by trying to clearly tell the other person on the line that he’s in a bathroom.

Middle-aged Dude #1: You should petition the state high school league to make killing with porcupines a sport.
Middle-aged Dude #2: Yeah, with the quills and everything.
Middle-aged Dude #1: Exactly! That’s what I’m saying.

Bar @ Elsie’s
Overheard by I grabbed my blackberry as soon as I heard it.

Dad who just crashed his bicycle: Motherfucker!
Concerned son (about 6 yrs) drops his bike and runs over: Daddy, are you okay?
Dad: Shut up! Go back! Go get your bike! Run! Run faster!
Son: (starts to cry)

St. Anthony & Main
Overheard by damn… someone has issues.

Big cashier: You know, you look like Mister Clean’s little son.
Bald guy: Well, you look like a double wide trailer.
Big cashier: That’s funny, cause that’s the first place I made love to your mom.
Bald guy: Sometimes when people talk I can’t hear them.

Walgreen’s in Uptown
Overheard by ooh burn.

Drunk over-21 girl poking teenager’s shoulder: How old are you? (friends, also drunk, erupt in giggles)
Teenager: 19. (rolls his eyes)
Drunk girl: You’re so cute!
(about 20 min and 4 beers later…)
Drunk over-21 girl poking boy again: Read this. [a business card with a note in pink pen on the back] It’s from our friend, she’s shy. (lots of giggling)
Teenager: (throws card on the ground)

A Twins Game
Overheard by fan annoyed the entire game by these drunk girls, who left in the 7th inning

Loud woman in audience, during the scene in Dark Knight when the Joker taunts Maggie Gyllenhaal at a party and tells her she’s beautiful: No she’s not! She is SO ugly! She shouldn’t even BE in this movie!!

Regal Brooklyn Center 20
Overheard by Person who thinks she is pretty.

Female college student: My new thing is going to bed at a decent time when I have class in the morning.
Mid-20’s college dropout: My new thing is binge drinking every day. But I guess that’s not really new.

Applebee’s at Block E
Overheard by passing out at a decent hour.

Man in office: Japanese baseball is a blatant rip-off of American baseball.

Office in Chanhassen
Overheard by so is Dutch baseball… and Canadian.

Nice Minnesota mother after seeing a Fringe dance show: Oh, that sure was good, wasn’t it? (pause) How many pairs of underwear do you think they had, anyway?

Jeune Lune
Overheard by JfA.