Female coworker to another female coworker getting ready to leave the office: I should put pants on.

901 Marquette formerly 225 S. 6th, 12th Floor
Overheard by OfficeSlave,

Clerk #1:  My mind is shot.
Clerk #2, seriously: Just unshoot it.

Uptown Super America
Overheard by Let me just grab my un-gun…

20 something woman with baby in stroller, at exhibit with animal cutouts that say EXTINCT: So… are the animals in there or what?

Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by edumacation at its best.

Super Green business lady on cell phone: I totally care about the environment and all that.  I just don’t have time to!

Loring Park
Overheard by I have time to care!

Girl: Did you do something different this morning?  Your face looks less hairy.
Guy: Are you hitting on me?

Highland Park, Patina
Overheard by trimmed your sideburns?

Girl: At my wedding we are going to have an open bar, but I am going to charge those guys.  I am going to stamp their hands “cheap motherfuckers”.

Excelsior, Bayside
Overheard by this girl made my night.