Middle Aged Female Client: You aren’t going to find out the sex?  How are you going to know what color to paint the nursery or what kind of baby clothes to get?
Pregnant 30-something hair stylist: Oh, please, like it matters what colors I choose.  People aren’t going to be wondering if it’s a girl or a boy anyway; they’re going to wonder if it’s an animal or a baby.

Minneapolis, Local Salon
Overheard by jenc17.

Drunk valley girl in the bathroom (conspiratorily): Ok, like, I’m not supposed to tell anyone this, but Christine MIGHT be leaving early.
Friend: Really? Oh my God, I can’t believe that.
(long silence)
Voice from a stall: Are guys waiting for me to say something?
Drunk valley girl: Oh my God, Christine, are you in here?!?

St. Paul, Bathroom at a wedding
Overheard by check the feet under the stalls next time, sweetie

Woman #1: Where are you getting married?
Woman #2: The church I grew up with, in Eden Prairie.
Woman #1: Cool. Is that a Catholic church?
Woman #2: Um, I don’t know. Lutheran maybe? I guess I’m not really sure.

St. Paul, Internet Broadcasting
Overheard by You… grew up with them? And you missed that detail?

30-something to his girlfriend: Don’t look at my penis when I’m a squirrel!

Uptown
Overheard by Oh Nuts.

Guy: The only way I would end up back in Watertown is if I was paralyzed from the waist down.

Bryant Lake Bowl
Overheard by tell me about it.

Professor: As you can see, I don’t take breaks so if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom just go ahead.

St Paul, International Marketing class
Overheard by see ya.

Guy: Oh, please.  Slip n’ Slip is so 90’s.  Crocodile Mile is where it’s at.

Eagan, Dairy Queen
Overheard by totally.