Disgusted Teenage girl: I can, like, smell the obesity here.

MN State Fair
Overheard by well…yeah.

Guy on his cell phone loudly: She’s bangin’ two other guys besides him! And they all know about each other! I wouldn’t want to park my car in her garage if you know what I’m sayin’. Am I being too loud??

Chanhassen, Applebees
Overheard by Yes…just a little.

Loud woman pushing her mother’s wheelchair: THAT’S what I hate about this place! Nobody here speaks FUCKING English!

New Hope, Unique Thrift Store

Woman in cell phone conversation exiting vehicle: …at Minnesota yoga center. (pause waiting for response) Ooohh, I didn’t like mine, too much third eye and om-ing going on for me.

Home Depot- Quarry
Overheard by Om my goodness, the tranquility.

Guy:  So, are you and my brother a thing?
Girl:  I don’t know…
Guy:  Can I tell you something about my brother?  You know me.  He’s not me.
Girl:  That’s kind of what I was hoping.

Bar in Uptown
Overheard by I’m not my brother either.