Friend in a group: Your kids have the best names. They’re gonna grow up to be poets or something.
Dad of said kids: Yeah, or strippers who live in a trailer park.

Minneapolis, outside Pumphouse Ice Cream Shop
Overheard by nice dad.

Mother, overreacting to her daughter having spilled some juice: Agh, you giraffe!!

Duluth, Edgewater Hotel
Overheard by Dare I wonder what she calls her other children?

Cute Girl on Phone: Hey sweetie! Did you see the results from tryouts? (pause) Oh, I’m sorry. (pause) Well, you want me to come over for lunch and then lots of sex?

Anoka, I. Appeal
Overheard by Never quite understood who she was talking to…

Mid 50’s year old Woman: I would really rather lose a digit somewhere on my body.

Saint Paul, Highland Park Old Country Buffet
Overheard by Guy who just wanted a piece of cake.

20 something hick to wife: Hey, ‘dis backseat big enough for sex?

MN State Fair, Saturn Car Tent
Overheard by And I thought I was going to get sick from the food…

Early-20’s Emo/Preppy guy answering cell: Hi! We’re at the mall… I mean fair.

MN State Fair
Overheard by Wowsers.

Man, loudly: I want to see a three nutted man!

MN State Fair
Overheard by fireyram.

Small child: I don’t wanna go!
Mother: If you stay here someone is gonna kidnap you. And then you’ll never see grandma again!

MN State Fair