Middle-aged suburban woman on cell phone: Guess where I am; on a bus, it’s so exciting!

State Fair Park & Ride
Overheard by Let’s Figure Out Public Transportation.

Woman #1: So, I was watching the Democratic National Convention last night…
Woman #2: Oh, is that here?

Saint Paul, Women’s restroom just a few block from where the RNC will be next week…
Overheard by Amazed and saddened.

Mid 30’s Woman with screechy voice to someone: You didn’t recycle that, did you? Fucking asshole.

Saint Paul, Dale/Summit
Overheard by Guy with a headache.

Thug (singing): I smacked yo’ mom and she liked it.

Eastbound #16, West Bank

Girl in debate to two guys at her table: But that doesn’t make it ‘gay’.  You’re still having heterosexual sex, but you’re just doing it next to yourself.

Minneapolis, What has now become my bar of choice
Overheard by …true?

Mean Gossip Girl Type: I don’t like thoroughbreds. They look weird.

Horse Barn at the State Fair
Overheard by Rabbit.

Man, pulling a flask of whiskey out of the back of his pants: This is going to be some warm ass whiskey… literally.

Minneapolis, Noodles & Co
Overheard by old thompson.

Ditzy Girl (screaming): OH MY GOD! That bunny is digging a hole! I’ve never seen that before, I’m SOO excited!
Friend: Oh my god, be quiet; you’re going to be put on Overheard!

MN State Fair, Sky Ride
Overheard by actually, you’re BOTH going to be on overheard…