22nd
August
2008
And Suddenly 3 Years Old
Mother: I think I’m gonna get the fwesh shwimp.
(Pause)
Daughter: (laughing) The what?
Mother: The fwesh shwimp.
Daughter: A fresh whip?
Mother: What did I say?
Daughter: Fwesh (laugh) shwimp!
Mother: Wow! I must be hungry.
Schweng Cheng Chinese Restaurant, Dinkytown
Overheard by I’m getting the moaw-shoaw poark









