6th August 2008

Better Buy Him Ice Cream So He Won’t Tell His Mother

Dad who just crashed his bicycle: Motherfucker!
Concerned son (about 6 yrs) drops his bike and runs over: Daddy, are you okay?
Dad: Shut up! Go back! Go get your bike! Run! Run faster!
Son: (starts to cry)

St. Anthony & Main
Overheard by damn… someone has issues.

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