15th
August
2008
Christine Is The Bride
Drunk valley girl in the bathroom (conspiratorily): Ok, like, I’m not supposed to tell anyone this, but Christine MIGHT be leaving early.
Friend: Really? Oh my God, I can’t believe that.
(long silence)
Voice from a stall: Are guys waiting for me to say something?
Drunk valley girl: Oh my God, Christine, are you in here?!?
St. Paul, Bathroom at a wedding
Overheard by check the feet under the stalls next time, sweetie
