Muttering coworker (referring to Overheard in Minneapolis): I wish I could Overheard myself.

Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by King Skidz.

Drunk Sorostitute (in group of friends): I’m getting boned in the butt! Who’s boning me in the butt?

Outside The Library, Dinkytown
Overheard by POB.

Exhausted looking woman: How much is that ostrich on a stick?

MN State Fair
Overheard by nugget.

Enthusiastic Child (walking out of state fair bazaar): Who am I kidding?? I don’t even know what a bazaar is!

MN State Fair, International Bazaar
Overheard by boyfriend and me.

Loudest girl on the crowded bus, talking to some friends: …I literally had to ask her to take her dog out of her shirt, I wasn’t going to examine it while it was in there!

Campus Connector bus
Overheard by ls.

Flamboyant gay 20-something, walking out talking to friend: Like seriously, every time I smoked on your balcony I felt like I had to hide in the corner like I was Helen Keller hiding from the Nazis or something!

Minneapolis, The Saloon
Overheard by a.lil.

Younger Man to Senior Man:  Hey, do you want some ice cream?
Senior Man: No, thanks, I’m too full.  I just want to look at it.

Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by I would still gain a pound or two.

Middle-aged woman, to companion: Hey, let’s get some hot dogs and go to the pig barn!

Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by PETA does not approve.

Little boy (loudly), to other little boy, upon entering crowded bathroom: This is the worst bathroom EVER!

St. Paul
Overheard by Agreed.

Young boy in the birthing center looking at the cows: OK, but where do the eggs come out!?

MN State Fair
Overheard by I grew up in the city too, but come on!

Line cook #1: Are you gonna turn the grill on?
Line cook #2: Yeah, when do you need it?
Line cook #1: I could have used the grill, like, 30 minutes ago.
Line cook #2: Well, then fast forward time back and do it.

Minneapolis, work
Overheard by the intern jacked up on espresso.

Skinny man grabbing in the general direction of his female companions muffin top: What does the little piggy say!

MN State Fair; nowhere near the animal barns
Overheard by oink oink.

Young man to two female friends: If we go on that ride and his underwear isn’t wet at the end; I am making him trade me.

MN State Fair
Overheard by Its a deal!

Ditzy brunette: When Sebastian comes, I’m totally going to bring him here!
Ditzy blonde: Yeah, I totally already thought of that!

Sebastian Joe’s in Linden Hills
Overheard by ice cream eater.

Overzealous deep fried Twinky vendor to two middle-age women: Deep fried Twinkies! Hey ladies, you want some deep fried TWANKY TWANKS?!?

MN State Fair
Overheard by aeh.

Middle-Aged Dad to daughter: Have I told you about the transvestites in San Francisco?

MOA
Overheard by Jane Leroy.

50-something lady to husband: Last time I peed only 2 tablespoons came out.  Don’t you think I’m dehydrated?

MN State Fair, Culligan Water Booth
Overheard by Was that measurement accurate?

Blunt woman, to friend: You’re looking slightly more puffy today.
Friend: I think it’s all these mini-donuts.

MN State Fair
Overheard by or the cookies. or the pronto pups. or the cheese curds.

Woman, pointing at Food Building: I think there are a bunch of restaurants in there.

Minnesota State Fair
Overheard by You think?

Male friend to female friend: See, I told you it wasn’t a pigeon!

Minneapolis, Uptown
Overheard by Thanks for finding my African Grey Parrot!