Grandmother in children’s book section: How about this one?
Young Mother: That book irritates me; the tiger in it is so cocky.
Grandmother: Yeah, it kind of is.
Young Mother: I mean, what’s up with how his spots get bigger throughout the whole book?  And he gets bigger too!  It’s like they’re showing us how cocky he’s getting.  I hate that tiger!
Other woman with them: Um, if he has spots he’s a cheetah.
Young Mother: I don’t give a damn what he is!  He’s cocky!

Arden Hills, Target
Overheard by a.lil.

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