31st
August
2008
That’s How Bertie Likes It
80-something year old lady to her two BFF’s of the same age: I saw Bertie and his lady friend at the State Fair. Yes, she’s a large woman, tall and quite big. I mean, you could say that about a lot of people, but she’s very large. When she hugs him, it’s all lady and no Bertie!
Fridley, Old Country Buffet
Overheard by poor Bertie!
