ER Doctor: Look ma’am, we’ve already caught you lying to us three times.  I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that you’re just looking for narcotic painkillers.  Just for that, I’m giving you REGULAR TYLENOL for your pain!
Dramatic patient: NOOOOO!  Not Tylenol AGAIN!

Minneapolis, The next room over
Overheard by Waiting for my painkillers.

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