Girl digging in her bag: Where’s my Vitamin Water?
Bored boyfriend: Maybe ninjas took it.
Girl, looking up: What? (eyes narrow) You took it while we were in Forever 21, didn’t you?
Bored Boyfriend: Nope. Ninjas.
Girl: Fine, then you owe me dinner.
Bored boyfriend: And you owe me the last four hours of my life back.

Mall of American food court line
Overheard by Shopaholics Anonymous.

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