30-something woman:  Yeah, I might be old enough to be your mom.
20-something woman: No, really?
30-something woman:  Sure, in a Bristol Palin sort of way.

Downtown Minneapolis, Shiny Skyscraper
Overheard by Old enough to know better.

Friend after RATM: Ummmm… get me two double cheeseburgers with no cheese.

Minneapolis, McDonald’s
Overheard by WTF?

Doting, Nervous Mom: Honey! How was your first day of Kindergarten?
Blond little boy sounding disappointed: My teacher is really thrilled about safety.

Duluth, Pick up spot at school
Overheard by Does that mean scissor juggling is out?

Piercer: Don’t worry, I go fast and I’m really good.
Girl about to get piercing: That’s what she said.

Tattoo/Piercing by the U of M

Guy, announcing as he gets on the bus: These are my DESTRUCTION shoes!

Minnetonka, MHS, bus ride home