Teen mom to 3-year old boy dragging his feet from the wagon: Fine, but when you break your leg, I’m not taking you to the emergency room until tomorrow!

MN State Fair
Overheard by Rather concerned mom

20 something male: We need to control ourselves. We’re keeping the shoes on tonight.

By the lake, Spring Park
Overheard by …they must know the Destruction shoe guy.

20-something college girl to friend (in a fake dorky voice): Drive safe!  It’s a zoo out there!  Elephants everywhere! (pause and in a normal voice) Wow, I didn’t even mean for that to be a pun!

St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by m.jo.

Dark haired teen boy: Let’s just teleport over there and when he asks how we know how to teleport we’ll just say we read it in the student handbook. Nobody reads those so how would he know?