50ish man in a suit at brunch: The south was a backwards place, until air conditioning. That’s what allowed them to advance as a people. Now, these hurricanes come and knock out their power. That’s why they have so many problems during these storms.

Minneapolis,  Michael’s Cafe
Overheard by Didn’t know AC saved south…

Stepford wife to husband: Kirby Puckett?  Isn’t he in jail now?
Irritated husband: HE’S DEAD.

Twins game, Metrodome
Overheard by Yikes.

Woman to daughter: You know, I’m just about ready to get an Obama sign to put in the yard or something!

Maple Grove, Byerly’s parking lot
Overheard by rachel.

Drunk, social person: I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just a social drunk!

Minneapolis, Casey’s Bar
Overheard by An Invisible Fiend.